"If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. It's the hard that makes it great." Tom Hanks
"This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it." Gunnery Sergeant Highway
"Ever just look at someone and think, 'This ******* is going to be the reason I go to jail.'" Kermit the Frog