StantonCree
Watch your beer
- Jan 23, 2011
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A dildo launch, ouch. That is a visual I didn’t need.
He’s not lying. I bought 8 dildos from wish. The base came all crinkled up so i had to suction 8 dildos to my workshop bench so the base gets flat. I launched one in my backyard and couldn’t find it. I should have bought wider schlongs as these don’t really go more then 30 yards. Now it’ll launch a can 100 yards no problem. They make a golf ball insert that I’ve shot before too and I’m pretty sure it will literally launch golf balls into space. Launched a natty lite from MD in WV over the river lol.
And that is your I’ve said to much for the day