Combloc
Stop Negassing me!!!!!
IMO, in order for your rifle to be identified as a true combat qualified rifle, it MUST pass the drunk test. "What is a drunk test?", you may ask. Quite simply, a drunk test pertains to whether or not you can disassemble and assemble a rifle while drunk. For example, I can EASILY disassemble an AK47 while inebriated. Hell, after all these years, I can detail strip that puppy blind!! By "disassemble" I mean to the point that you can do a Quality cleaning in the field. The AR-15 also passes the drunk test as does the FAL. The HK91/93/94 passes too although it takes a little more focus. The Tavor passes for a rudimentary cleaning but once you remove the trigger group and bolt hold open, its a toss up. I managed to get it apart in seconds flat. BUT, after three glasses of whiskey and some Romanian moonshine, reassembly of the bolt hold open and trigger group took a good 15-20 minutes. If the Syrians were attacking, I'd be dead SO, the Tavor fails the drunk test. Pistols are easier but I won't even touch my Jager pistol while drunk!!! So......go drink some dizzy water to the point of getting very dizzy! Then do the "drunk test" on some firearms YOU love!! What rifle/pistol that you own passes and fails YOUR drunk test?? HAHA!! I LOvE the weekend!!!
BTW.....DO NOT....repeat......DO NOT do the drunk test on a loaded firearm. FOR GOD'S SAKE ONLY...….ONLY>>>> do this with unloaded firearms!!!!
Don't like my post? Cut me a break dude....it's the weekend and I've earned the right to cut loose in a safe manner!! No rounds/bullets were involved in this post!! There were firearms involved but they were COMPLETELY unloaded. Have a wonderful weekend and may God bless you all!
In case I wasn't clear......DO NOT MESS WITH LOADED FIREARMS WHILE DRINKING!!!!! ONLY DO THE DRUNK TEST USING EMPTY FIREARMS!!!!! Report back to base central at your earliest convenience. That is all.
BTW.....DO NOT....repeat......DO NOT do the drunk test on a loaded firearm. FOR GOD'S SAKE ONLY...….ONLY>>>> do this with unloaded firearms!!!!
Don't like my post? Cut me a break dude....it's the weekend and I've earned the right to cut loose in a safe manner!! No rounds/bullets were involved in this post!! There were firearms involved but they were COMPLETELY unloaded. Have a wonderful weekend and may God bless you all!
In case I wasn't clear......DO NOT MESS WITH LOADED FIREARMS WHILE DRINKING!!!!! ONLY DO THE DRUNK TEST USING EMPTY FIREARMS!!!!! Report back to base central at your earliest convenience. That is all.
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...OP is up all night drinkin, mashing together AK-15 hybrids with HK parts, and wakes up fine. The weather changes a little, and stone sober me wakes up with a headache 
