What’s the best way to kill fish?

bigmanindc · Jun 6, 2020

2 to the head!!!!!

Uncle Duke · Jun 6, 2020

This'll usually work....

johnkn · Jun 6, 2020

Alphabrew said:
What is the best way to humanely kill a fish? Bop in the head? Throw it in a cooler with ice? Chop head off with cleaver? I haven’t been fishing since I was a kid but I want to get back into it, so I’ll admit to be being an idiot on fishing related matters.

I hope to get my license and a rod/reel this weekend and cast a line sometime soon.

What type of fish?

Alphabrew · Jun 6, 2020

danb said:
308 will kill fish for sure. Just to be safe, I whip out my 50 bmg pistol though.

Some of the other methods mentioned in this thread work, but are not guaranteed like 308.

I have seen ruskies use grenades, but you can too easily go over your limit and get a fine.

So you don’t recommend 4.20x69mm for fish?

Inigoes · Jun 6, 2020

Scare it to death, by yelling "Boo"!

randomuser · Jun 6, 2020

E.Shell said:
Most fish don't last long in a cooler full of ice. Larger fish and more rambunctious fish can be subdued with a firm tap to the top of the head, just above and behind the eyes. I have an old Orioles souvenir bat that works well for this and a couple other things.

Did you get that bat from memorial stadium? My brother and I got one a long time ago. I don't think they would give fans in the crowd bats in 2020. Liability and all.

K31 · Jun 6, 2020

teratos said:
Shoot them in the legs....

That only works on walking catfish.

CrazySanMan · Jun 6, 2020

Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

AlBeight · Jun 6, 2020

Phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range. Or a .45 long slide with laser sight?

Bullfrog · Jun 6, 2020

Ask the expert...

outrider58 · Jun 6, 2020

Killifish? I use a net...

Alan3413 · Jun 6, 2020

1 stick of dynamite in the water.

Whatever floats up is already dead.

danb · Jun 6, 2020

Alphabrew said:
So you don’t recommend 4.20x69mm for fish?

For those really big two legged fish trying to burn down your palace, yes. Otherwise its too expensive.

Matlack · Jun 6, 2020

Drown it.

Doctor_M · Jun 6, 2020

Lay them on the bottom of the boat and give em two barrels of 00 buck... Joe Biden approves.

E.Shell · Jun 6, 2020

Doctor_M said:
Lay them on the bottom of the boat and give em two barrels of 00 buck... Joe Biden approves.

My boat won't haul two barrels of #00, maybe not even one.

-Mil-Surp-Phreak- · Jun 6, 2020

Put them in my pristine clean tank with $100 filter and all new gravel for each fish and a vigorously cleaned and perfect pH balance water supply. The expensive fish die within a day or so and the nasty ass goldfish from the county fair last year is still alive and kicking getting bigger daily.

Threeband · Jun 6, 2020

Shoot them in a barrel.

joppaj · Jun 6, 2020

Two to the chest, one to the head, Mozambique makes 'em dead.

E.Shell · Jun 6, 2020

-Mil-Surp-Phreak- said:
Put them in my pristine clean tank with $100 filter and all new gravel for each fish and a vigorously cleaned and perfect pH balance water supply. The expensive fish die within a day or so and the nasty ass goldfish from the county fair last year is still alive and kicking getting bigger daily.

Ha, I resemble that remark. Finally found someone to take the damn goldfish.

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