Martians Wanted

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Martians Wanted: NASA Opens Call for Simulated Yearlong Mars Mission - NASA

NASA is seeking applicants to participate in its next simulated one-year Mars surface mission to help inform the agency’s plans for human exploration of the

www.nasa.gov

This could be a disqualifier according to some on here.

"NASA is looking for healthy, motivated U.S. citizens or permanent residents who are non-smokers, 30-55 years old, and proficient in English for effective communication..."

 

[Dingo3]

Not spending anywhere close to that much time around other people

 

[Blacksmith101]

Depends on what the girls look like.

 

[TI-tick]

F that. Likely a sausage fiesta for a year.

 

[AlBeight]

30-55 years old, and proficient in English for effective communication..."

If you dont no the difference between “to”, “too”, and “two”, you’ll loose you’re opportunity to participate in the little fake Mars playdate’s.

 

[Alan3413]

Depends on what the girls look like.

Prolly some 300lbs chick who used to go by Bubba

 

[dblas]

If you dont no the difference between “to”, “too”, and “two”, you’ll loose you’re opportunity to participate in the little fake Mars playdate’s.

don't
know

 

[AlBeight]

don't
know

Plenty more.....

 

[P-12 Norm]

Maybe we can convince the Democrats there is an untapped tax base on Mars and get them to go en mass. Give them FRS & CB radios from Ebay to communicate back to Earth for help.

 

[MigraineMan]

Eh, I already live in an environment* where my every action and behavior is analyzed and scrutinized. No doubt there would be a laundry-list of tasks that I would be expected to perform on cue; have that to/too/two. Not seeing the appeal.


*j/k honey, i love you**


** don't think she has an account with watercooler access ... yet ... If I unexpectedly Epstein myself, y'all will know that she does.

 

[BFMIN]

Is this that somewhat loopy encampment in the high desert, or something else?

 

[River02]

When you come back... are you exempt from paying federal income tax ever again?

 

[mpollan1]

You're never coming back.

 

[eruby]

When you come back... are you exempt from paying federal income tax ever again?

Harry Stamper approves

 

[Melnic]

Pauly Shore approves

 

[BFMIN]

 

[Chat-Bot]

From the first CHAPEA group. Looks like you can plant your own pride flag.

 

[BFMIN]

OK, different environment. I was thinking of this:

Mars Desert Research Station - Wikipedia

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