Norton has a great "How to Testify" thread. So here's the also ran.
Brush yo teef (or toof)
Deodorant WEAR IT.
Cologne and perfume wear IN MODERATION
Foods that make you fart AVOID THEM (not applicable if in a meeting with Martin O'Malley or Vinnie DeMarco in which case soiling yourself is an approved and recommended tactic)
Knives and guns LEAVE THEM AT HOME OR IN THE CAR
Bill speak 281 is a different bill every year. It is appropriately called
"The Freedom Suppression Act of 2013"
Conspiracy theories Unless you still have the shovel, the check or other damning evidence STFU
Carpooling: Kidnap a hobo if you have to (jk..........kinda. Most jump into cars when offered a sammich) we need people in Annapolis.
Book bags: use em keep em on you. Throw your jacket in there if you get to hot.
KEEP THEM WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES LEST THEY SHUT DOWN A HEARING ROOM (Ask me how I know)
Jackets: throw your keys, coins, all metal objects in and toss em on the conveyor belt.
Voter ID: have it with you and flash it in their faces.
Snacks and drinks: have them with you and easy access.
Clothing: business casual can also hide a set of thermal underwear so you don't freeze.
Friends: Bring em buy em lunch.
Family: Tell them you're going to Disney World.
Small bills and coins: Bring em preferably coins as the snack machines might not have enough to give out change.
Talking points: Be prepared.
Modern Sporting Rifles are the best option bar none for home/self defense.
Concealed Carry equals less crime
Handouts are handy
Camo: it's warm and if used properly can be effective. Guy in old Army surplus camo? Whack job from Agent Orange. Guy in Cabelas Ducks Unlimited? Concerned sportsman who is interested in protecting our rights.
Shoes: comfy and warm same goes for socks.
Reporters: If you're pissed don't talk to them. If it's your first time don't talk to them just say no comment and announce their presence to the crowd someone will step up.
More as I think of them.
Brush yo teef (or toof)
Deodorant WEAR IT.
Cologne and perfume wear IN MODERATION
Foods that make you fart AVOID THEM (not applicable if in a meeting with Martin O'Malley or Vinnie DeMarco in which case soiling yourself is an approved and recommended tactic)
Knives and guns LEAVE THEM AT HOME OR IN THE CAR
Bill speak 281 is a different bill every year. It is appropriately called
"The Freedom Suppression Act of 2013"
Conspiracy theories Unless you still have the shovel, the check or other damning evidence STFU
Carpooling: Kidnap a hobo if you have to (jk..........kinda. Most jump into cars when offered a sammich) we need people in Annapolis.
Book bags: use em keep em on you. Throw your jacket in there if you get to hot.
KEEP THEM WITH YOU AT ALL TIMES LEST THEY SHUT DOWN A HEARING ROOM (Ask me how I know)
Jackets: throw your keys, coins, all metal objects in and toss em on the conveyor belt.
Voter ID: have it with you and flash it in their faces.
Snacks and drinks: have them with you and easy access.
Clothing: business casual can also hide a set of thermal underwear so you don't freeze.
Friends: Bring em buy em lunch.
Family: Tell them you're going to Disney World.
Small bills and coins: Bring em preferably coins as the snack machines might not have enough to give out change.
Talking points: Be prepared.
Modern Sporting Rifles are the best option bar none for home/self defense.
Concealed Carry equals less crime
Handouts are handy
Camo: it's warm and if used properly can be effective. Guy in old Army surplus camo? Whack job from Agent Orange. Guy in Cabelas Ducks Unlimited? Concerned sportsman who is interested in protecting our rights.
Shoes: comfy and warm same goes for socks.
Reporters: If you're pissed don't talk to them. If it's your first time don't talk to them just say no comment and announce their presence to the crowd someone will step up.
More as I think of them.