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AR-15 Savant
Worried about jail?
The Concealed Carry Cuck Company is looking at you!
They will teach you:
*To rely on others for personal protection . Remember, only the police are professional enough to defend themselves and others.
*How to carry without a round chambered and how to pick the right holster so your gun doesn't fall out when you're running away.
*Train you how to record crimes with your cell phone in the most discreet way so you don't have to "get involved".
*Teach you to give your attacker as much time as necessary for them to gain an advantage on you. It's what a gentleman would do!
*Showcase the latest eyewear that allows you to "ignore crime" and "mind your own business" that may happen to the elderly, women, and children.
*Teach you how to run away and expose your back to an attacker.
*Show you how being dead is better than using force and having to face charges.
*Train you how to administer I.V. fluids so you don't have to use deadly force while bleeding out.
*Teach you how to bring an attacker back to life so they can "even the score".
*Teach you that your property is not really yours and isn't worth defending. The State knows best.
*Teach you how to call "time outs and replays" when you are attacked so you can call an attorney for advice before using force. Sign up now and get a free "time out referee flag"
*Teach you the most painless way to remove your empty sack so it does not snag on something.
*Train your body to accept sexual assault because the experts say that rape "is not going to kill you", so deadly force is "not justified".
*Show you that Carry Insurance is a waste of money. Our staff of funeral home and life insurance experts can show you how to use that money for funeral arrangements and life insurance. Remember it's better for you to die a coward and your family get money.
*Most importantly we will teach you to die exactly how the state wants you to die.
The Concealed Carry Cuck Company is looking at you!
They will teach you:
*To rely on others for personal protection . Remember, only the police are professional enough to defend themselves and others.
*How to carry without a round chambered and how to pick the right holster so your gun doesn't fall out when you're running away.
*Train you how to record crimes with your cell phone in the most discreet way so you don't have to "get involved".
*Teach you to give your attacker as much time as necessary for them to gain an advantage on you. It's what a gentleman would do!
*Showcase the latest eyewear that allows you to "ignore crime" and "mind your own business" that may happen to the elderly, women, and children.
*Teach you how to run away and expose your back to an attacker.
*Show you how being dead is better than using force and having to face charges.
*Train you how to administer I.V. fluids so you don't have to use deadly force while bleeding out.
*Teach you how to bring an attacker back to life so they can "even the score".
*Teach you that your property is not really yours and isn't worth defending. The State knows best.
*Teach you how to call "time outs and replays" when you are attacked so you can call an attorney for advice before using force. Sign up now and get a free "time out referee flag"
*Teach you the most painless way to remove your empty sack so it does not snag on something.
*Train your body to accept sexual assault because the experts say that rape "is not going to kill you", so deadly force is "not justified".
*Show you that Carry Insurance is a waste of money. Our staff of funeral home and life insurance experts can show you how to use that money for funeral arrangements and life insurance. Remember it's better for you to die a coward and your family get money.
*Most importantly we will teach you to die exactly how the state wants you to die.
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