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[UNCLE WAWA]

How come no wv posts ??

 

[K31]

It seems like someone's attractive cousin is always monopolizing their time.

 

[Spot77]

Well....I guess we've been waiting for some WV users to show up.

I'm pretty sure they have internet there now

 

[novus collectus]

It seems like someone's attractive cousin is always monopolizing their time.

Believe it or not, of all places that is illegal in WV (as well as in most of the country)....but in Maryland first cousins can marry. Maybe the cousin jokes were on us the whole time.

 

[Norton]

How come no wv posts ??

No time to post....the fires in the stills keep burning out and needing tending.

(Note: I am a proud land owner and have ancestral roots in WV and poke fun at my adopted state with only loving respect)

 

[K31]

Q. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to WV?

A. Everyone has the same DNA.

 

[sbarber7973]

West Virginia State Residency Application

Name: ________________
(last)
(first) (_) Billy-Bob
(_) Billy-Joe
(_) Billy-Ray
(_) Billy-Sue
(_) Billy-Mae
(_) Billy-Jack

(Check appropriate box)

Age: ____
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

CB Handle: _____________________

Occupation:
(_)Farmer
(_)Mechanic
(_)Hair Dresser
(_)Un-employed
(_)Coal Miner

Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
(_) Brother
(_) Aunt
(_) Uncle
(_) Cousin
(_) Mother
(_) Father
(_) Son
(_) Daughter
(_) Pet

Number of children living in household: ___

Number that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________

Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

___ Number of refrigerators on front porch

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ kitchen
____ shed

Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of
pickup: _________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest
(_)Gun World

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
(_)Monthly
(_)Holidays
(_)Not Applicable

Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
(_)Brownish-Yellow
(_)Brown
(_)Black
(_)No teeth
(_)N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
(_)Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
(_)1 mile
(_)2 miles
(_)don't know
(_)can't get there from here

BUMPER STICKERS:
___ Eat more Possum
___ My other car is a piece of junk too
___ Honk if you love Jesus
___ If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't nothin'
___ Red-man Chewing Tobacco

Favorite Recreation: Check all that apply:
___ Square Dancin'
___ Possum Huntin'
___ Skinny Dippin'
___ Craw Daddin'
___ Gospel Singin'
___ 4-Wheelin'
___ Drankin'
___ Spittin' Backy
___ Bill Chip Trowin'
___ Honky Tonkin'
___ Noodlin'

# of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle
___ Black & Tan ___ Bird Dawg

Cap Emblem: ___ John Deere ___ McCulloch Chain Saws
___ Budweiser ___ Vo-Tech
___ Skoal ___ Coors
___ NAPA ___ Smile if you're Not Wearing Underwear

 

[trapture]

I'm looking at hopefully purchasing 5 acres or so in WV to retire to later on. I know the gun laws shouldn't change much in WV they practically hand you one when you buy property.

 

[Half-cocked]

I know the gun laws shouldn't change much in WV they practically hand you one when you buy property.

I got pulled over by a WV state trooper once. He asked, "you got any alcohol or firearms in your vehicle?". I said "no SIR!". He said "Wait right here...." A couple of minutes later he comes back, hands me a case of beer and a .22, and says "Welcome to West Virginia, enjoy your stay!".

j/k...

 

[nighthawk2099]

West Virginia - The BYOBAG (Bring your own Beer and Guns) State.

West Virginia - Don't have a gun, we'll loan ya ours.

 

[slayr15]

if you get a devorce in WV is she still your sister?

 

[RobMoore]

How come no wv posts ??

Cousin Zeke can't pedal fast enough to power the computer AND the mechanical Bull.

 

[K31]

Q. How do you know the tooth fairy is from WV?

A. If she was from anywhere else she'd be called the "Teeth Fairy".

 

[garber38]

My daughter went there for one semester at WVU and then decided to return home. She said, "They all have summer teeth". I said, Summer teeth?? She says that some are there and some are not! Har-de-Har-Har-Har!!!

 

[RnRFreak]

I spent last weekend in WVA. Almost didn't come back. Going back to rent a cabin in Cacapon this fall with the GF.

 

[garber38]

Went through the only redlight in the middle of a State forest in WV. We didn't know what to do, so we followed the law. The light was red so we stopped. (Father-in-law was born there and in the car), we waited and the light turned green. Passed some coal tipples and came upon a road construction project. Glad we stopped on the curvy back lane road with the family. Love it in WV for the land and the nice people.

 

[garber38]

Stayed there many times with no worries. John Denver knew it. Wife's
Granddad may have helped write the song, but you know how that goes. I believe it though.

 

[Pushrod]

Hi, Just joined the forum.
I was born and raised in West Virginia, but moved away 25 years ago. Just recently purchased a large plot of land back there in the mountains where my nearest neighbor is a mile away. The land came with a 200 year old hand hewn log house on it. I can sit on the back porch and shoot 300 yards to the tree line all day long with no worry in the world. Sure beats the crap out of Maryland!

What gets me though, is that even though I am a home/land owner there, since I am not a full time resident, I cannot get a Concealed Carry in West Virginia, as they don't issue non-resident permits or recognize any non-resident permits from other states. That really sucks!

Although you can open carry just about anywhere in the state!

When I move back there for good, that is one law (non-resident CCW) I plan on working full time on!

 

[Norton]

Pushrod,

Welcome aboard!

What part of the Mountain State is your property in? We've got some property in Greenbrier and Monroe Counties and I hear you about the relative amount of freedom down there.

When we talk to the neighbors (from waaaaaaay down the road) nobody ever bats an eye at us carrying our pistols on our hips. A truly civilized place.

 

[VNVGUNNER]

I knew a Pushrod from southern md. who rode a motorcycle.