Please tell me this is one of those "My wife told me I had to sell the Corvette, so I posted it for sale @ $800,000 knowing nobody would buy it."
"Private Pyle, I'm going to be rich" "Golly Sgt Carter, I sure wish you would have searched the internet." "Pyle, are you questioning my judgement." "Golly no. I just don't want people calling you a Elmer." "Pyle, who is this Elmer you keep talking about?"