Arguement with the antis

[Boats]

I have been in plenty of arguments with anti-gun types, especially in the wake of the Colorado shooting. This is the best argument I have come up with so far. I have yet to have an anti one up me when I use this:

In 2008 there were an estimated 9,369 Homicides with firearms. There are approximately 270,000,000 privately owned (not gov't owned) firearms in the united states. In 2009 there were 73,448 forcible (not statutory or any other type) rapes with a male aggressor. There are 151,781,326 males in this country per the 2010 census. Sooooooo: The chance that any firearm you see will be used in a murder is: 0.0000347%. The chance that any random penis will be used in a rape is .0004839%. Thus: any random penis is 14 times as likely to be used in a rape, as a gun in a murder. Obviously we should outlaw penises in this country since they are 14 times as likely to commit violent crime as guns. Or at least have to license and regulate their use. Or, we can realize that both guns and penises are tools, and the person wielding the tool is the one who commits the crime, not the tool itself.

What say ye.....?

 

[MRA]

First, thanks for the laugh.
Second, it is an interesting look at the data. Although there may some women who want to outlaw penises. Nancy Pelosi comes to mind.

 

[BradMacc82]

Hilarious and interesting all at the same time.

Guess everyone better look-out for the high-capacity assault penis' running around unregulated...

 

[Docster]

Good argument as well as funny, but remember that most lib antis don't do well with logic OR facts. It's a the underlying irrational fear of the particular tool. They find the logic and facts easy to ignore. After all there are more guns in this country than people and who NEEDS an ASSAULT rifle??!

 

[zombiehunter]

Had one last night.

her: I don't like guns.
Me: ...why do you have one?
her: Protection...my ex is violent and threatens me.
Me: hrmmm...
her: shut it...

 

[revwood]

I hear the "compact" and "short barrel" versions aren't very popular...

 

[tdt91]

I just like asking them how the mass murder at Oklahoma City happened. I now also use IceTs line. People can strap a bomb to themselves and blow everyone up, they do it all the time.

 

[lx1x]

I have been in plenty of arguments with anti-gun types, especially in the wake of the Colorado shooting. This is the best argument I have come up with so far. I have yet to have an anti one up me when I use this:

In 2008 there were an estimated 9,369 Homicides with firearms. There are approximately 270,000,000 privately owned (not gov't owned) firearms in the united states. In 2009 there were 73,448 forcible (not statutory or any other type) rapes with a male aggressor. There are 151,781,326 males in this country per the 2010 census. Sooooooo: The chance that any firearm you see will be used in a murder is: 0.0000347%. The chance that any random penis will be used in a rape is .0004839%. Thus: any random penis is 14 times as likely to be used in a rape, as a gun in a murder. Obviously we should outlaw penises in this country since they are 14 times as likely to commit violent crime as guns. Or at least have to license and regulate their use. Or, we can realize that both guns and penises are tools, and the person wielding the tool is the one who commits the crime, not the tool itself.

What say ye.....?

FTW!!

 

[tdt91]

I hear the "compact" and "short barrel" versions aren't very popular...

long barreled with girth generally does the trick. They have more explosive power.

 

[lx1x]

long barreled with girth generally does the trick. They have more explosive power.

thats what she said!

 

[Mr. Ed]

First, thanks for the laugh.
Second, it is an interesting look at the data. Although there may some women who want to outlaw penises. Nancy Pelosi comes to mind.

and Lorena Bobbitt

Hilarious and interesting all at the same time.

Guess everyone better look-out for the high-capacity assault penis' running around unregulated...

Yep, they're called teenagers

 

[krew08]

Hilarious and interesting all at the same time.

Guess everyone better look-out for the high-capacity assault penis' running around unregulated...

I'd post a mock-up of this but I don't want to get banned.

 

[Mooseman]

Funny. According to my wife, my penis is licensed. She said it is covered under our marriage license.

 

[BradMacc82]

and Lorena Bobbitt



Yep, they're called teenagers

They're the worst, prone to AD's and ND's..., damn kids.

 

[ezliving]

Glenn Beck has put out his chapter from "Arguing With Idiots" about guns for a free download.

http://www.theblaze.com/blog/2012/07/24/arguing-with-idiots-gun-control/

http://download.premiereradio.net/guest/glennbeck/Gun Control Chapter Arguing Print.pdf

 

[Kilroy]

Use silly emotional arguments back.

"Do you really want to disarm poor women that have to walk through the ghetto to get to work? You don't care if women get raped, you'd rather they didn't have a way to protect themself?"

 

[Boats]

The licensing, and ccw of a penis could get weird too.

Cop: Sir, I have reason to believe that you have a penis on your person.
Citizen: I do not consent to a search under my 4th amendment rights
Cop: Sir, you have an adam's apple, I have probable cause.
Citizen: $hit.
Cop: Ah ha! Just as I thought, do you have a permit to carry a concealed penis?
Citizen: No, I just figured I might get lucky tonight.
Cop: Sir, I am placing you under arrest under PC 216969: carrying a concealed penis without a permit, pc216969a: carrying a concealed penis with the intent to cause intercourse, and pc216969d: possession of a weapon of mass conception.
Citizen: What?!?!?! Why the last one?
Cop: Your penis is above a state specified size, sir.
Citizen: Since I am a responsible penis owner, I am complying and not resisting, officer.
Cop: Thank you sir. Your penis will be logged in as evidence and placed in the evidence room. You, however, are going to a holding cell. Now hold still....
Citizen: Eff this, NOW i AM am resisting......

 

[m4strmind]

The state has determined that you do not have a good and substantial reason for a CCP permit.

However long barrel open carry is perfectly legal.

Good luck.

 

[bohman]

... Obviously we should outlaw penises in this country since they are 14 times as likely to commit violent crime as guns. Or at least have to license and regulate their use. ...?

Shhh!! Don't give 'em any more ideas!

 

[lx1x]

The state has determined that you do not have a good and substantial reason for a CCP permit.

However long barrel open carry is perfectly legal.

Good luck.

It still depends. On your own property its fine but out in public no go. You'll be charged by ODW.
Obsessive drooling women.