Chipmunk Taxidermy..........

[C.Alls]

So my better half was in NY a few weeks ago and came across some stuffed Chipmunk scenes that she thought was hilarious and now she wants some to give as funny gifts. The problem is they ranged from $50-$250. So considering we're located in a target rich environment where these little a-holes destroy everything and I find myself killing 150+ every year I figured I'd try to learn the art of Chipmunk Taxidermy.

So the place she found in NY has a class on doing just that but I HATE New York City so I'm hoping there's some local talent willing to teach or maybe some good books on the subject. I obviously would be willing to pay for the time and sharing of such a skill. I can bring plenty of Chipmunks to practice on.

 

[highli99]

Are planning to dress them up like Alvin, Simone, and Theodore?

 

[C.Alls]

Not exactly.

 

[CrabbyMcNab]

The wonder pets? I think you need a duck and turtle as well.

 

[iH8DemLibz]

I'm thinking one on a roasting spit with the look of on its face.

 

[E.Shell]

Only the police and military should stuff chipmunks.

Try a PM to Foxtrapper here, she would know where to get help with this.

 

[Dave MP]

Only the Richard G should stuff chipmunks.

Try a PM to Foxtrapper here, she would know where to get help with this.

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[pleasant1911]

The wonder pets? I think you need a duck and turtle as well.

wonder pets have been a regular show for the last ten years in my house. I know the theme song by heart....

 

[E.Shell]

Only the Richard G should stuff chipmunks.

Try a PM to Foxtrapper here, she would know where to get help with this.

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Don't you mean Kenny G?

 

[protegeV]

Alviiiiiiiiiin.

 

[jtb81100]

You can learn almost anything from Youtube.

 

[Dave MP]

Don't you mean Kenny G?

Gere

 

[j8064]

Gere

I thought the "G" stood for "gerbil"...

 

[BUFF7MM]

Hell, I thought he meant Richard Simmons.

 

[foxtrapper]

Chipmunks are protected in MD. Makes no sense, but it's what DNR told me years ago.

 

[Xshot]

#chipmunk lives matter

 

[BenL]

#chipmunk lives matter

Paws up, don't shoot.

 

[C.Alls]

Chipmunks are protected in MD. Makes no sense, but it's what DNR told me years ago.

That's interesting because I called to see if I needed a special permit to dispatch the critters. I was told I did not and that a 5 gallon bucket filled 3/4 with sunflower seeds on top was the best way to deal with them. That was 3 years ago.