DC needs pipe control

[swinokur]

Man beaten to death with metal pipe on Ellipse in downtown DC: police

Authorities believe a man was beaten to death with a metal pipe early Wednesday morning on the Ellipse in downtown Washington, D.C. in a high profile part of the nation's capital near both the White House and the Washington Monument.

fox5dc.com

No more assault pipes!

 

[normbal]

1- all pipes must be serial number marked
2- NO pipe sold to anyone under 18 years old
3- all pipe must be at leat 26 inches
4- Must show ID and proof of citizenship before purchase
5- 7 day waiting period
6- MSP (or DC equivalent clown show) must issue "not disapproved" prior to puchase
7- no ex parte orders outstanding or previous convictions for violent crime (or spitting on sidewalk)
8- et cetera ad nauseum

 

[swinokur]

Well done brother. I’m nominating you for city council

 

[slsc98]

Hehe, DC needed pipe control when Barry was mayor (lowercase “m” quite intentional)!

 

[JohnnyE]

My plumber bettter bring extra pipe. If he is the least bit short, the seven day wait will be a bitch.

 

[swinokur]

You crack me up counselor

 

[teratos]

As long as it is common sense pipe control, I think we can all get behind it.

 

[Biggfoot44]

You crack me up counselor

Double meaning there ?

 

[JohnnyE]

I'm still hanging on the doc's comments about using a firearm in defense of another, being unable to live with one's self for failing to do so, and whether an even less-than creative reading of the Hippocratic Oath approves of excising cancers from society.

 

[LuckyShot]

Bums just being bums

 

[N3uka]

It is for the kids!

 

[RFBfromDE]

You crack me up counselor

 

[trickg]

My plumber bettter bring extra pipe. If he is the least bit short, the seven day wait will be a bitch.

I thought it was your wife who wanted the plumber to bring extra pipe.

 

[JohnnyE]

I thought it was your wife who wanted the plumber to bring extra pipe.

Nah, I participated in my friend's project to drill an oil well and a gas well. I have plenty of drill pipe and fluid.