Was he in some sort of time out before this happened?
I think he was/is suspended for something, but I don't know details.
Was he in some sort of time out before this happened?
Of course you had a choice! You merely chose another option than doing it in your pantalones.
Taking a dump is like having to draw your pistol and reholster. You're in a hurry to take care of business. But when the action is safe and over, there's no rush to leave the scene.
I dunno. Depends on the ongoing olfactory assault. May really need to beat feet