A pair of cowboys ride into town. They went into the saloon and the tall dark and handsome one asks the bartender to give him a beer and a shot of whisky, and 2 whisky's for my jackass friend.
The bartender asks the friend, why do you let him talk to you that way, and why the long face?
He said, "it's ok, hee-aw hee awlways calls me that."