Jake4U
Now with 67% more FJB
- Sep 1, 2018
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We close on the sale of our MD house on the 30th. We will have finally made our transition to America, living in our new place in Florence, SC, having escaped over the wall from communist Maryland. The border guards thought to harass us one last time as we drove around the beltway through MOCO, but the carry pistol was unloaded and tucked away in a case so their jackbooted tactics wouldn't slow us down. Obviously they were more intent on seeking women with protective orders, doctors with prescription pads, and business owners who carried a lot of cash, as never before making sure they were denied the ability to defend themselves. MOCO politicians are stunningly brave as a few disarmed women murdered by ex-husbands is a small price to pay to make the streets less blood soaked and residents less fearful of wild west shootouts in county parking garages.
It's been our dream to tunnel away from this lefty, worker's paradise and after years of planning and plotting, we have made our way to a new land which promises freedom, honor, and self-respect. We will pray all continuing success for MSI (you have joined haven't you??? And volunteered at their booth at a gun show, right???) as they work to dismantle the unconstitutional laws enacted by the politburo in Annapolis.
Oh, and our property taxes are about 1/10 the thieving commies extort to pay off their voting base in PG and Baltimore.
I'll hoist a Pikesville Rye on Friday while thinking about those who were left behind.
It's been our dream to tunnel away from this lefty, worker's paradise and after years of planning and plotting, we have made our way to a new land which promises freedom, honor, and self-respect. We will pray all continuing success for MSI (you have joined haven't you??? And volunteered at their booth at a gun show, right???) as they work to dismantle the unconstitutional laws enacted by the politburo in Annapolis.
Oh, and our property taxes are about 1/10 the thieving commies extort to pay off their voting base in PG and Baltimore.
I'll hoist a Pikesville Rye on Friday while thinking about those who were left behind.