Dear Maryland Department of Assessments and Taxation:
Due to an increase in work activity, I am seeing a delay of up to 6 weeks beyond April 15th, for filing my taxes. Please rest assured that I am taking great measures to mitigate these problems as best I can. I have recently bought the latest TurboTax software, and even upgraded the Windows 3.1 computer used to run my tax software to make the processing even faster. I have brought on my two year old to assist in understanding Maryland Tax Code, however, it will take some time to get her up to speed. You will be happy to know that this is done all without expense to the state and taxpayers.
I seem to have misplaced some income that I've made last year. Please send that money again, and I will be happy to process taxes on that income first.
Thank you for your understanding in this matter. I apologize if this inconveniences you, but this remains a "your problem" issue.
Regards,
clymber