New York City moves to make it 100 percent legal to urinate in public

[PharaohF4]

http://www.examiner.com/article/new-york-city-moves-to-make-it-100-percent-legal-to-urinate-public

Saw this on FB. One comment said only in NY is buying a big gulp illegal but urinating in public legal.

 

[Dave Greenberg]

http://www.examiner.com/article/new-york-city-moves-to-make-it-100-percent-legal-to-urinate-public

Saw this on FB. One comment said only in NY is buying a big gulp illegal but urinating in public legal.

Lmao! New York will now smell like Jersey. This will have some backlash. Pissing in the street is the homeless man's go to move when he wants to spend a night in holding because it's cold outside. They might have to start selling loose cigarettes if they want to get locked up now

 

[Alan3413]

Like in Amsterdam. They have urinals by the canals that are little more than screens from the waist up.

Only problem is, no canals in NYC, so the puddles are just going to dry there.

 

[hodgepodge]

Lmao! New York will now smell like Jersey. This will have some backlash. Pissing in the street is the homeless man's go to move when he wants to spend a night in holding because it's cold outside. They might have to start selling loose cigarettes if they want to get locked up now

Kiss off!

Signed,
A New Jersey Native

 

[shaddydan]

Awesome news! that's real progress there

 

[Bikebreath]

How dare NY out Liberal us! We need to get public urination legal here in Maryland! Who's with me?

 

[OrangeAgent27]

So how does this jive with indecent exposure? Some rando can whip it out as long as long as a golden shower follows?

 

[Vile Shadow]

Awesome news! that's real progress there

Ain't it?

This'll certainly bring the kiddie flashers out.

 

[Mr H]

Here's to the New Amsterdam, same as the Old Amsterdam...

 

[zoostation]

Every day it gets more obvious the ultimate aim of liberalism is the self-destruction of modern civilization.

 

[iH8DemLibz]

No more police saying: Urine trouble now.

 

[ShafTed]

Hey, what's not to like? Next time the mayor, Bloomturd, Obummer, etc. decide to appear at some event, you're all set!

 

[jbrown50]

Anyone who's ever been to Manhattan has experienced it's aromatic nature. One could easily get the impression that it was already legal.

 

[Huckleberry]

Start spreading the news
I'm peeing today
Gonna make a brand new flush of it
New York, New York

If you can piss right there then people will think they can piss any where
It's All Your Fault New York, New York

 

[SW6906user]

Wait until the first NYE celebration after this goes into effect (or St Paddy parade or any booze filled celebration). Someone will get pissed on and pissed off. Fights and stabbings in about 4, 3, 2 ........

 

[JPG]

System is rigged because "people of color" can't pee wherever they want?

We know that the system has been really rigged against communities of color in particular,” said Ms. Mark-Viverito, who has promoted such reforms and is the main sponsor of the bills. “So the question has always been, what can we do in this job to minimize unnecessary interaction with the criminal justice system, so that these young people can really fulfill their potential?

 

[Mark75H]

Every day it gets more obvious the ultimate aim of liberalism is the self-destruction of modern civilization.

Haha! You said "aim" in a urination thread

 

[AssMan]

Just remember to "lean forward" while pissing.


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[ComeGet]

System is rigged because "people of color" can't pee wherever they want?

ROFL. Right?

Another great reason to never go to that shit hole...well, piss hole, I guess.

 

[llkoolkeg]

System is rigged because "people of color" can't pee wherever they want?

Well how the Hell do you expect them to fulfill their potential with a full bladder? Purple drank, cherry kool-aid, Coronas w/lime and Colt 45 do a heck of a number on the adolescent prostate, I hear. What would you have them do...just hold it until a restroom can be located!?!? A truly progressive society would no longer, ahem, penalize the public flinging of poo!