The Mall Ninja.....Personal Encounters

[defygravity]

I am new to the shooting world, and I had heard of the mythical "mall ninja" before joining the shooting community, but only recently have I read the hilarious thread that coined the term!

What are some of your stories on encountering this primitive beast?! As always, the more details on the story, the better!

I look forward to hearing everyone's responses!

 

[Harabec Weathers]

One word: airsoft.

 

[mopar92]

Did you read the gecko45 thread?

 

[BradMacc82]

Since I have very low tolerance for stupidity in general (aside from my own), I don't go to malls, clubs, and bars. Seems stupidity is in abundance at those locations.

So no mall ninja stories from me.

 

[clandestine]

I once killed 3 Mall Ninjas and one REAL Ninja with my weenis. I can move my weenis like like Indiana Jones cracks a whip.

 

[AliasNeo07]

I once killed 3 Mall Ninjas and one REAL Ninja with my weenis. I can move my weenis like like Indiana Jones cracks a whip.

Its true I've seen it.

 

[Brychan]

Its true I've seen it.

Better you than me

 

[swinokur]

howdy.

www.marylandshallissue.org

 

[hodgepodge]

I haven't seen the Mall Ninjas, but then, how would I?

I have met the serious tactical operators at some gun shops. I know they're serious because they have better weapons than I can buy as a mere civilian. Any gun I ask about gets a snicker.
And I know they're tactical because they have tactical boots and tactical belts. They have 5.11 shirts that civilians can't even buy.

 

[Huckleberry]

I once killed 3 Mall Ninjas and one REAL Ninja with my weenis. I can move my weenis like like Indiana Jones cracks a whip.

To paraphrase the late Arnold Drummond aka Gary Coleman who became a mall ninja after his Hollywood star faded.

"What'choo talkin' about, Weenis"?

 

[RCH]

Chad, I have a couple of questions for you since you mentioned the Weenis technique (and seriously violated Weenis Club Rule #1):

1. Do you have a CCW (Concealed Carry Weenis) Permit?
2. Do you use protection (strap on elbow pad) for the Weenis or use it bare?
3. After practice, do you notice if your Weenie is dry and rough and needs re-hydrating?
4. Do you catch women staring at your Weenis?
5. Have you ever utilized the double Weenis whammy technique?
6. Does having a bigger Weenis matter?
7. In combat, do you use it like a heat seeking missile?


Thanks in advance sir....

 

[browning guy]

I once killed 3 Mall Ninjas and one REAL Ninja with my weenis. I can move my weenis like like Indiana Jones cracks a whip.

in the words of Sala " asp's very danagreous "

 

[joppaj]

What does this have to do with handguns?

 

[SRD]

What does this have to do with handguns?

Couldn't resist.

 

[Seagrave1963]

I have met the serious tactical operators at some gun shops. I know they're serious because they have better weapons than I can buy as a mere civilian. Any gun I ask about gets a snicker.
And I know they're tactical because they have tactical boots and tactical belts. They have 5.11 shirts that civilians can't even buy.

 

[Huckleberry]

What does this have to do with handguns?

Absolutely nothing.

Either feeding a troll or just wasting bandwidth on another dumb thread.

 

[HardHatMan]

What does this have to do with handguns?

He doesn't have access to the WC yet.

 

[kohburn]

definately water cooler material

 

[kohburn]

He doesn't have access to the WC yet.

that would explain it

 

[Mooseman]

I think I saw a mall ninja lurking around the Orange Julius, but I can't be sure.