Top 10 reasons I joined tonight.

[Watdahec]

Welcome from glen burnie

 

[Elgan]

Have you seen marte's avatar?

Was just about to mention that!

 

[Mdeng]

Welcome to the forum from Southern Maryland.

 

[Daddyursus]

My Top 5

I'm also new but can only think of 5 reasons:

#5 My doctor told me to stay inside and stay on the internet more

#4 At my age I will join any organization that lists me as Junior

#3 No annual fees but high interest rates

#2 I needed to remember one more user name and password
#1 My neighbors dog told me to do it


NOW Can someone tell me how to add a cool avator to my profile

 

[Bikebreath]

Thanks for the welcome. I'm shutting it down.

Talk to you soon and see you Feb 9.

Uh...you mean Feb. 8, right?

Welcome. Sorry you didn't know there was porn on the net.

 

[tball]

Hello from Columbia.

 

[tsmith1499]

Welcome from Mount Airy!! Like everyone else said, very original introduction. I like it.

 

[llkoolkeg]

Welcome and I had to laugh at reason #2...

...the likely unintended consequence of #9.

 

[TrappedinMD]

Welcome!

 

[Billy Bones]

Welcome from the shore. I take you play(ed) rugby?

 

[gmhowell]

9) My wife's asleep and I'm not getting any action.

2) I actually found this sight while I was googling "MD Hooters" and said what the hell.

1) You have to draw the line somewhere and this is it.

This line of thinking may help.

 

[m&p9]

Good intro welcome

 

[LGood48]

Greetings!

 

[MEGARMS]

welcome

 

[6-Pack]

Please share with us other sites related to "MD Hooters"...inquiring minds want to know

 

[Mikey Supe]

Welcome to the THUNDERDOME! Stay Frosty, my friend!

 

[mbz300sdl]

Reason 9, Is she a heavy sleeper if so why aren't you getting action

 

[dist1646]

Guess you didn't offer her 2 aspirin and a glass of water. If she responds "What are these for? I don't have a headache.", you know you are good to go!

 

[Docster]

Welcome to the madhouse.

I second that emotion!

 

[Kimerazor]

This is probably one of the most original introductions I've seen in a while! Welcome aboard!

^^^^ THIS ^^^^