I thought his move was the “accidental” elbow biddie brush.Yep. That's the scene I was thinking of when I wrote it.
I thought his move was the “accidental” elbow biddie brush.Yep. That's the scene I was thinking of when I wrote it.
Usually. In Angriers case, it's clear that elbow tit won't cut it. He's gonna need to go looking for her heart, face first.I thought his move was the “accidental” elbow biddie brush.
The enormity and disgustingness of that task probably can't be completed by mere mortal men.Usually. In Angriers case, it's clear that elbow tit won't cut it. He's gonna need to go looking for her heart, face first.
I love my country but apparently that has limitsThrow the flag over her and do it for Old Glory.
OK. OK. Fine. If you toss the flag on her and Lauren Boebert fluffs me, I'll take the hit for the team. And Angrier has to pass a breathalyzer....no saying she was plastered and couldnt consent. But you guys are gonna owe me.I love my country but apparently that has limits
LMFAO!OK. OK. Fine. If you toss the flag on her and Lauren Boebert fluffs me, I'll take the hit for the team. And Angrier has to pass a breathalyzer....no saying she was plastered and couldnt consent. But you guys are gonna owe me.
This is WAY worse than falling on the fat grenade for your buddy at the bar.
Hell, I used to be an expert at seeing the 2:00am weight loss.OK. OK. Fine. If you toss the flag on her and Lauren Boebert fluffs me, I'll take the hit for the team. And Angrier has to pass a breathalyzer....no saying she was plastered and couldnt consent. But you guys are gonna owe me.
This is WAY worse than falling on the fat grenade for your buddy at the bar.
**** that. I harpooned the whale, I am definitely getting some food made. She didn't get that big unless she can cook or afford to go to restaurants all the time. He'll, I even got hot, homemade 6in deep pan of lasagna delivered to me at work by one. The married guys were REALLY pissed. I told them they weren't laying that pipe right. It didn't help their moods.Hell, I used to be an expert at seeing the 2:00am weight loss.
Pro tip- be gone before daylight and you can convince yourself it was fine.
You're more of a man than me. I think my junk would go full-on turtle in an act of self defense.OK. OK. Fine. If you toss the flag on her and Lauren Boebert fluffs me, I'll take the hit for the team. And Angrier has to pass a breathalyzer....no saying she was plastered and couldnt consent. But you guys are gonna owe me.
This is WAY worse than falling on the fat grenade for your buddy at the bar.
You're more of a man than me. I think my junk would go full-on turtle in an act of self defense.
If she were the alternative, I would be enjoying ED.I just started suffering from ED. Sorry I can't help.
Popsicle sticks and tape.I just started suffering from ED. Sorry I can't help.
Popsicle sticks and tape.
LMFAOPopsicle sticks and tape.
Nope, somebody will need to get those splinters out of herPopsicle sticks and tape.
Oh sweet Jesus! Certainly no ambiguity there. Anyone who votes for her is as insane as she is. This country seems to be suffering from mass psychosis.