Alan3413
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- Mar 4, 2013
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What’s a Huck?
Is it anything like a Mook?
Occasional Lee
What’s a Huck?
Is it anything like a Mook?
Acting Smart Lee keeps you Live Lee.If someone is knocking at the door at 2AM because of a flat tire I figure it's one of two things:
A. They don't have a flat tire and are up to no good, and I'm not opening the door.
B. They do have a flat tire but are stupid enough to knock on strangers' doors at 2AM because of it, and I'm not opening the door.
Darn coppersI had a guy acting dangers-lee at 3am one night
Banging on my door...screaming to come outside...
I come down stairs with a round chambered not having any idea what the hell is going on
I look out a side window and see 2 cops standing there, patrol car in the street, so it's legit
I open the door and as nice as can be the younger one tells me it looks like my car had been broken into. They wanted to inform me
As he is writing up a report I tell the older cop that I can downstair ready to shoot and ask when they never said "police" and I told him the numerous ways that could have gone wrong for them at 3am
The older cop was just shaking his head in agreement, telling me the roomie wanted to do things his way and he wanted to give him some rope to make mistakes
I went back inside thinking "that's a hell of a rope you handed him....good lord"
I love you, Doc!
I love you, man
I love you, man
That was Love Lee.I love you, Doc!
What if Lee Barron had an issue with his Corinthian leather seats?They do have a flat tire but are stupid enough to knock on strangers' doors at 2AM because of it,
It’s stories like this that make me miss my early warning system called Prince. My Staffordshire Terrier Prince passed away and was the best companion dog I ever had.Soooo…..Sinbad is going nuts at about 2am. I’m thinking it’s the neighbor’s cat on my porch as usual. My front door is open to let the night air in but the heavy screen door is adequately secured. Sinbad’s barking is becoming more intense and aggressive as I get out of bed. I walk into my living room and I hear “Excuse me excuse me” and there’s a guy at my door peeking around the corner. He’s at a distance because of the dog. I hollered what do you want while I’m pulling my .45 from its holster. He says he has a flat tire and can I help him? I holler NO, he apologizes, and I hear him running away. I shake off the cobwebs from my brain and carefully step out onto the porch, with Sinbad’s collar in one hand and my little friend in the other. There’s a car parked on the road with it’s hazards flashing about 200 yards down the road. OK, maybe he really is having trouble, and I call the sheriff’s department. Ten minutes later, a deputy shows up, they have some exchange….and he drives away with the deputy behind him. He didn’t appear to have a flat tire.
Situational awareness. It is so important to have your wits about you when something like this happens. Rousted from a deep sleep and confronted with a potentially dangerous situation with little time to prepare. I have no idea what this guy was up to - whether he actually had car trouble or if his intentions were more nefarious. At any rate, it’s a really stupid move to beat on someone’s door in the middle of the night out here.
Lol….not that Prince the entertainer!
Yes - Even Amazon does not understand this. Twice this week they made deliveries here before 5AM, which seems insane to me for residential delivery. The first was just just before 5 and the second was at 03:45. Cameras and spotlights went off, the dog was barking, and I was in defensive mode before their vehicles were in park. At least they thought to put a taxi-like light atop their vehicles that says "Amazon".Knocking on doors in the middle of the night in the countryside is not a good idea, even in daytime it is better to shout a big "Haloo Anyone Home?" from a distance.
True story happened in VA not far from WVA, these were true "hill folk", our neighbors. They heard someone walking on their front porch in the middle of the night so the husband shot through the front door. In their own words "I guess he didn't hit nobody 'cause there wern't no blood on the porch next morning."
True country folk have a different view on things than what city folk might be used to.
I'd recommend giving it a lot of Lee-way.I am gleeful-lee reading this, but only tentative-lee.
He's not time-Lee enough for this thread and definite-Lee not man-Lee enough for me to respond respectful-Lee to his blant-Lee postsI'd recommend giving it a lot of Lee-way.