Storm40
Ultimate Member
Thursday, Apr 15th. The dreaded day o' Taxes. At high noon, I will be protesting rampant taxation by consuming some awesome mexican food at La Tolteca and, of course, paying taxes for the same. That'll show those tax and spenders! I mean, I'll be spending and they'll be taxing so that's kinda like a little civil disobedience right? But to really make the tax man shake in his boots, i'm gonna need some company. I know I can appeal to you patriots out there to show up and eat lunch with me while we symbolically fight the unjust system of taxation by paying taxes on our lunches. Let our voices, and other bodily functions, be heard throughout the land, or at least the immediate area surrounding our table. We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he upon that day that eats his burrito with me, Shall be my brother; And gentlemen at Taco Bell will be aghast, and shall think themselves accursed they were not there, And hold their manhoods cheap whilst any burps, That ate with us upon La Tolteca's day.