You Know You Live In A Bad Neighborhood When......

[Mike4Maryland]

Just a thought when I start this post....and I'll post the first response.

You know when you live in a bad neighborhood if there is bullet resistant glass between you and the bank teller.

 

[rdc]

Bullet resistant glass between you and the taco bell cashier.

 

[J-Dog]

Or between you and the convenience store clerk.

 

[newq]

bullet holes in your siding in the morning.


BTW OT but..... nice choice of places to put this thread, I would have never interpreted "comments" to mean general comments people are posting.

 

[J-Dog]

If you've had to call the cops because the cop down the street is having such a rowdy party that your pictures are rattling off the walls.

True story.

 

[J-Dog]

You get woken up by gunshots outside your bedroom window at 1 am.

True story.

 

[J-Dog]

You call the police three times to report no fewer than 30 people doing drugs on your front lawn and beating on your doors and windows at 3 am screaming "Let me in, motherfu**ers", and the cops never show up.

True story.

 

[ma_deuce]

The homeless hit up the dealers for spare change.

 

[J-Dog]

You find evidence that someone has been in your fenced in back yard at your bedroom window while you were sleeping, more than once in a week.

True story.

 

[rseymorejr]

There's a walk-up window at the liquor store

 

[INMY01TA]

You know you live in a bad neighborhood when you see a baby standin on the street corner at 2am.

 

[rdc]

Pop---pop---pop pop pop pop pop pop pop pop
Friends sister "oh it's a little early for fireworks" starts walking towards window.
Friend "No! Get down"
Pop pop pop pop
About fice guys run past the window.

15 minutes later we look outside and see shot up cars but no bodies.

 

[rdc]

While filling the tank on your motorcycle aT the gas station a guy stumbles up to You and tries to sell you a circular saw.

 

[rdc]

You know you live in a bad neighborhood when you see a baby standin on the street corner at 2am.

Liquor store, liqure store, pawn shop, liqure store.

 

[J-Dog]

When a friend of yours down the way gets mugged and beat to hell in her own back yard.

 

[J-Dog]

Drug deal turned armed robbery turned high speed chase ending in two overturned cars in a little league field parking lot. All within your neighborhood.

 

[Vile Shadow]

While filling the tank on your motorcycle aT the gas station a guy stumbles up to You and tries to sell you a circular saw.

I like the ones that try to tell you they work for a "tool supply company".

 

[rseymorejr]

Or between you and the convenience store clerk.

If you've had to call the cops because the cop down the street is having such a rowdy party that your pictures are rattling off the walls.

True story.

You get woken up by gunshots outside your bedroom window at 1 am.

True story.

You call the police three times to report no fewer than 30 people doing drugs on your front lawn and beating on your doors and windows at 3 am screaming "Let me in, motherfu**ers", and the cops never show up.

True story.

You find evidence that someone has been in your fenced in back yard at your bedroom window while you were sleeping, more than once in a week.

True story.

When a friend of yours down the way gets mugged and beat to hell in her own back yard.

Drug deal turned armed robbery turned high speed chase ending in two overturned cars in a little league field parking lot. All within your neighborhood.

Ever thought about moving?

 

[INMY01TA]

A local offers to "watch" your car for you till you come back.

 

[rdc]

I like the ones that try to tell you the work for a "tool supply company".

At 12:30 AM this guy didnt bother to try that. He did try to convince me it was his though.
I've had people try to sell me bicycles, toasters, telephones(old school wired), and all manner of tools.