Can't blame her...and why would you, you won't win!LOL... "eat'n park" always drives my wife nuts anytime she sees one. She has a diatribe prepared about the order of words being wrong as you need to park before you eat. She doesn't object to smiley cookies though.
I thought the same thing, that it should be Park'n Eat, but since that first date was with a Miss PA contestant, I wasn't concerned with debating the finer points of Pittsburghese grammar!